May 2013
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Provolone does not belong in or on a cheesesteak.
i’m the popcorn kernel that never popped in the bag of life
Would you then just be aborted, since you’re useless?
dayandnightitsjustlife:
the bottom of you hair was once at the top of your head
I want to. Oh boy, do I want to. But I can’t bring myself to do it. I think about it constantly, but something’s just not letting me follow suit.
jinn0uchi:
the-hatred-machine:
purgatorystuck:
Mi papá tiene 47 años= my dad is 47 years old
Mi papa tiene 47 anos= my potato has 47 assholes
I love spanish
A capital letter changes it even further:
Mi Papa tiene 47 anos = My pope has 47 anuses
literally the best post I have seen on this website
babyferaligator:
hella is a very accurate amount
kawaii-santa-chan:
kawaii-santa-chan:
kawaii-santa-chan:
there is no teacher in my history class rn and we are all just sitting here and being really quiet and whenever somebody opens the door, everyone turns around because we think its a sub but its not and then we just shush whoever walks in
update: we’re taking attendance and sending it down so nobody suspects that we dont have a...
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bilvum:
i love death
he’s like
what the fuck am i supposed to do with this
striderfeels:
trashboat:
could you imagine being on tumblr with all your followers physically present just like a group of 300 people standing around staring at you and every time you say anything a handful of them just repeat it to eachother for a few minutes
the internet is a strange place
titytwochainz:
titytwochainz:
you really a bitch if you let the microwave hit zeros while your family is asleep you disrespectful bitch
30 racks
Cheese is the most disgusting process I’ve ever seen. I much rather watch hot dogs being made.
Milking is the weirdest, most awkward process ever.
That goes for humans, too. Breast pumps are the creepiest products.
I’m glad that at least the Science Channel hasn’t fucked up or fucked off.
I like my Science Channel filled with science, space, and technology.
I find some Texan accents really fucking annoying, but I’ve never seen butts so fine.
Texan girls has nice tushies.
theanti90smovement:
*straight white guy voice* how is that offensive?
I ask this regularly.
Also, I just blew my face off at SVU’s finale.
You ever realize how stupid girls look, from the front, when they’re “twerking”?
It may or may not be all hot and sexy from the business end, but in the front, they look so loony.
