Eating tends to wake me up. Quizzys woke me up. I like their sammiches. Forever.
Jenna Marbles is like the only chick, or person in general, whose Boston accent doesn’t irritate the shit out of me.
Hotdog and coffee.
Joy! He just got in the shower. That, plus getting dressed, is probably another 30 minutes to an hour. How can anyone put up with this?
Oh, whenever he’s ready to come home, it’s “be ready, I’m coming now”, but when it’s going somewhere, on my time schedule, he moseys along. I better be flying back after the 4th. I can’t handle this kind of crap.
How can one man take so long to get ready and get out? I woke him up an hour ago. Then he had the balls to slowly walk to the kitchen, put his one dish in the sink, run water in it, stare at everything in the kitchen(which I cleaned), he’s standing right in front of me, still in pajamas. Good god, man. Hurry up. Unlike you, I actually have a timeframe for getting where I’m going. When...
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Still haven't left yet, because my dad likes to...
In other news, det Svensk tjej I reblogged, probably thinks I was some creeper trying to add her to some creepy website. Oh Internet, how you manage to turn everyone paranoid.
Good morning, Tumblr.
I’m about to head off on a 13+ hour drive to New Jersey. I have nothing queued, so I’m leaving you with a picture of my face.
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The sexy little girl is now a fat sweaty beitch!– ICP - “Fat Sweaty Betty”
thedarklotus replied to your post: Bulma is like my favorite Australian. You forgot Russel Crowe and Stephen Moyer (aka Bill Compton) ! I did forget Russel. Definitely thought Stephen Moyer was from NSW.
Man is a biped without feathers.– Plato (via moshimoshineko)
Bulma is like my favorite Australian.
You know, besides Mick Fanning, Owen Wright, Mark Occhilupo, Taj Burrows, Claire Bevilacqua, and Monica Shaw.
I don’t even know how it is you want to talk to me on the phone. What? I’m so weird, and I ramble.
Don't go chasing waterfalls.
Google looks dumb.
I'm literally, like, 3 different shades of brown.
You guys want to see what the Summer sun has done...
theillyway: emwhizzle: damnshebomb: doctorpeepee: lookachairfuckyes: omg what did i just watch what the fuck all , said was wow . smh lawwdd ’ help this child . lmaooooooooo! …wat. LMAO! CLEVER!