Boats n Hoes!
iammc-muffin replied to your post: So excited. FOR MY BIRTHDAY AND BEST FRIEND DRUNK TIME, YES!???? DUH!
June has perfect dates.
In theatres: Snow White and the Huntsman 6/1 Prometheus 6/8 Magic Mike 6/29 (I know, gay, but I want to see where Soderbergh takes this) Tyler Perry’s Madea’s Witness Protection 6/29 DVD: Act of Valor 6/5 Sherlock Holmes: A Game of Shadows 6/12 Project X 6/19 Seeking Justice 6/19 The Artist 6/26 Wrath of the Titans 6/26 Television: The Glades: Season 3 6/3 Rizzoli &...
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laughingsquid: Sprayacha, A Sriracha Hot Sauce Spray Bottle Otherwise known as mace.
Zachary Levi is in this episode. Awesome.
I just called my dad.
Him: “Yes?” Me: “I’m home.” Him: “Where were you?” Me: “Class.” Him: “Oh, I didn’t know you had class today.” Really? I’m pretty sure I repeated myself several times this eek, including last night before we parted ways.
This is a pretty retarded thing to be excited...
But two of my posts got massively spread around. Righteous!
Time to be early to class.
I want real nachos, not Doritos. Real mothervaging nachos.
parents: why are you awake so early
me: who said i went to sleep
I like watching Bait Car. It’s funny when they make jokes about these offenders prior offenses.
bludhavenbird: Phil Collins just played on my Beyonce pandora station da fuq Phil Collins tops Beyonce.
I want to rub Logan Marshall-Green’s beard on my face in hopes of looking as good as he does.
Tony all homeboy’d out is hilarious.
deadniggastorage: something offensive
I was watching these videos, and thought “wow, she’s retarded”, then came to the conclusion that she’s hilarious. And that I need a drink.
It amazes me that a WHITE girl can go off saying...
It’s not like something like that is a big surprise. Shit happens.
Jon Chu bothers me. Just slightly. →
Everything about this movie screams “don’t release me”.
Don’t have class til 2PM, and I’m already tired. What is happening?