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tomatoes are so good but tomato products are so gross.
Tomato products are so good, but tomatoes are disgusting.
I THOUGHT IT WAS A GIANT BIRD AND I WAS REALLY CONFUSED
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Just walked by this piece of good news!
Just got back from my friend’s wedding. She gave us bags of saltwater taffy, so this was bound to happen.
“Love is…” on a steady decline.
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why the fuck cant we text the police
lets say there is a murderer in ur house and you’re hiding behind your sofa and you do have your phone with you but you can’t call the police because the murderer might hear you
Here in Canada you can
why am i not surprised
That would have been weird, but I think okay.
GOD FUCKING DAMNIT CHER
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