This was once of the greatest moments.
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do u ever lie on ur side and a small tear leaks out and ur just like whoa wtf body I know I’m sad but not that sad
this kind of shit gets you thinkin
what if she was walking 0.001 mph slower than she was
what if she took 2 seconds longer in the shower that morning
what if she woke up 2 seconds later than she actually did
she woulda been roadkill brah
gif would’ve been way cooler too
90% of my life is me making an irritated looking face
While I was walking through Walmart, this lady was like “every time I see him, he looks like he has a chip on his shoulder”.
There needs to be a bar or club or something that when you walk in there’s a rack of different color wristbands with words like “I’m looking for-“
- no one
So that everyone would know who’s looking for who.
"Hey that girl is cute. And her wristband says she’s also looking for a girl. Sweet!”
"He’s cute, but his wristband says girls. Oh well."
you are the future
A bar full of chasers.
so tonight my philosophy professor had these nasty bruises all over her arms and she stopped mid-lecture to say “sorry you guys have to look at my bruised-up body, my friend brought a stripper pole over for thanksgiving and that shit is not easy. tip your strippers. tip your strippers well” and then immediately kept talking about philosophy
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