Now gather round everybody, class is in session. And if you ain’t careful, you just might learn somethin’. Now, men and women is very different. You see, men are born with a special peepee. “Peepee” rhyme with “tp”. Which is what you use to wipe yo ass. And women are born with a vagina, that I like to call a “giggy”. “Giggy” rhyme with “puppy”, but not very well. Now, when a man and a woman love each other very much, they do a special hug. Which can feel real nice, depending on the size of a man’s hands consensually wrapped around your neck. During this special hug, the man places his peepee inside the woman’s giggy. And that’s how two people who love each other very, very much make a welfare check…I mean baby.