Xandir continued protesting that he was, in fact, straight. So I turned to the bible, and was reminded of the one true test of a man’s sexuality: the mysterious and deadly wood beast.
CONGRATULATIONS! You've just walked in on an uncomfortably terrible situation.
• I'm a 24 year old weirdo
• And I enjoy just as much as I hate.
• Brooklyn born, Jersey bred, planted in North Georgia.
•I'm the man of your dreams.