CONGRATULATIONS! You've just walked in on an uncomfortably terrible situation.
• I'm a 25 year old weirdo
• And I enjoy just as much as I hate.
• Brooklyn born, Jersey bred, planted in North Georgia.
•I'm the man of your dreams.
Good afternoon to all you wonderful weirdos, creepin’ creepers, sultry stalkers, and horny honeys and hormonal hombres (and vice versa).