Tits, Clits, Bong Hits

New day, new meal, new #fortune. This new year brings jams.

My #fortune always gets good. Thanks for all the positive outlooks.

Last week’s #fortune.

What do you make of this #fortune? (Taken with Instagram)

#fortune (Taken with Instagram)

#fortune (Taken with Instagram)

#fortune (Taken with instagram)

Positive vibes from my #fortune cookie. (Taken with instagram)

I don’t expect to be rewarded. Everyone deserves someone to be there. #fortune (Taken with instagram)

Don’t lie to me. #fortune (Taken with instagram)

Please tell me you mean I’ll find a job. #fortune (Taken with instagram)

Even my #fortune is telling me what to do. It knows. (Taken with instagram)

Oh, I bet. #fortune (Taken with instagram)

Oh? #fortune (Taken with instagram)

This isn’t a #fortune. This is #fact. (Taken with instagram)