CONGRATULATIONS! You've just walked in on an uncomfortably terrible situation.
• I'm a 25 year old weirdo
• And I enjoy just as much as I hate.
• Brooklyn born, Jersey bred, planted in North Georgia.
•I'm the man of your dreams.
This is how I console people.
Yo, I swear the women at work are like extra moms.
I forgot to share this earlier. This is, like, the second most ridiculous conversation I’d had in weeks
As long as I do, then that’s okay.
My dad’s waiting for his lady at her dress fitting, so they can come to my house for dinner.
And that is how that went.
I think she’s trying to date me. No girl has ever willingly done this stuff.
Bring it on!